The Vicar's Life
Geoffrey is the Vicar of the
local church. He spends his free time reciting the bible and practicing chess.
It’s Sunday morning and Geoffrey is lying in bed.
I have been blessed waking up to my winsome wife Susan. Christ is that the
time 8:58? Why I am late for the Sermon, God will not be happy with me,
hopefully he can forgive my sin of having a lie in. Susan is very quiet today,
bless her. As a matter of fact, Susan has been quite, well.. very detached from
me recently, I will try consoling her later.
My sermon is much rehearsed, I’ve been preparing my speech about marriage
and the old birds and the bees speech. I ruffle my hair and head to the church.
Surrounded by the local families, I smile cheerfully, “Not too late am I?” I apologise
and swiftly unlock the church doors.
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